A Grocer Ard a Boy
A small boy went into a grocer'sshop and said, “I want a pound ofbutter exactly like the last. If it isnot the same, mother said, we don't want it. ”
Grocer: It is very nice to find that peoplehave such a good opinion of my butter.
Small boy: Oh. it's not that. A lot of father'srelations are coming to tea. and mother doesn't want them to come again.
店主与男孩
一个小男孩走进一间杂货商店,说:“我要买一磅象上一次买的那种奶油,妈妈说,如果不是那种奶油,我们就不买了。”
店主:能得到顾客对我卖的那种奶油有这样好的评价,真是太好了。
男孩:啊,不是那样。爸爸有许多亲戚要来喝茶,而妈妈不希望他们以后再来。
·石零·