The Best and The Worst
Father: Who is the best student in your class?
Son: It'sme.SinceIneveraskmyteacheranyquestionsinclass.
Father: Well, who's the worst?
Son: Oh, it's our teacher! In class, he alwaysasksus,andheknowsnothing.
父亲:在你们班里谁是最好的学生?
儿子:是我。因为我在课堂上从来不向老师提出任何问题。
父亲:嗯,那么谁最坏呢?
儿子:哦,是我们的老师。在堂上,他什么都不知道,老是提问我们。
·陈伟传·