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A Woman and a Workman
  One day a woman was talking to aworkman.
  She said, “W hen I use hammer I al-ways h it my thumb with it What shouldI do to prevent that ？”
  He said, “The only thing that I canthink of, madam, is that you shouldhold the hammer with both hands. ”
  妇人与工人
  一天，一位妇人正和一位工人谈话，她说：
  “我用铁锤的时候，总是打中拇指，该怎样才能避免呢？”
  “我能想到的唯一办法就是，你该用两只手抓住铁锤。”那工人说。
  ·石零·